One platform. Three engines.
Freaky Uh exists because sellers shouldn't have to choose between a marketplace, a delivery fleet, and a real back office. We built all three.
Why we built this.
African commerce is moving fast — but the infrastructure hasn't kept up. Sellers juggle five tools. Drivers get lost between WhatsApp groups. Buyers wait days for a single delivery.
We built Freaky Uh to collapse all of that into one place. Buy. Sell. Deliver. — three verbs, one platform, zero friction.
From M-Pesa checkout to live driver tracking to a CEO-grade admin panel — every piece is built for how Africa actually trades, not how Silicon Valley assumes it does.
Four values. No compromise.
Bold
We build for the bold — sellers, drivers, and buyers who refuse to settle.
Fair
Transparent fees. Honest payouts. Real money in real hands.
Fast
From upload to doorstep in hours, not days. Speed is the point.
Made for Africa
Built for M-Pesa, African logistics, and African ambition.
Operators, not theorists.
Founder & CEO
Ex-marketplace operator. Built and sold two commerce platforms across East Africa.
Head of Engineering
Distributed systems veteran. Keeps the marketplace and fleet routing at scale.
Head of Operations
Knows every warehouse, every route, every driver. The engine behind the engine.
Want to build this with us?
We're hiring engineers, operators, and designers across Nairobi, Lagos, and Accra.
Get in touch